Thursday, January 19, 2012

How about the " Corner Canyon Pussies"?

There is stupid, and then there is STUPID: "Utah School Board Says Cougar Mascot Too Offensive To Women".
One Utah school district believes a cougar mascot would be insensitive to women.

The Canyons School District overrode the students top choice of a cougar mascot for their high school that is to be completed in 2013.

Would-be Corner Canyon High School students chose the Cougars as their mascot — a name principal Mary Bailey said carries an ugly connotation that is disrespectful to women.

In popular culture, the cougar is a sexually aggressive middle-aged woman who attracts younger men.
Hitting a little too close to home, Mary?

10 comments:

  1. When I first saw that I thought it was the Onion.

    Parents, keep your kids away from this principal... any word or deed can be twisted to the sexual.

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  2. As I noted to Mr. Bingley, don't be telling Washington State University about this.

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  3. And to prove my point, here's an ancient question, long asked of Washington State residents:

    "How do you keep a cougar out of your backyard?"

    The answer:

    "Put up a set of goal posts."

    TW: joinness. No thank you, I don't care to join the stupid.

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  4. No, that's a MILF. A cougar is attracted TO younger men.

    And it's the NEW HIT SERIES! (brief NSFW text)

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  5. I suppose Corner Canyon Pedophiles would be offensive to some, too.

    Sounds like they want something non-threatening and neutered.

    How about the Corner Canyon Unicorns? The Fluffy Kittens? The Playful Puppies? The U.N. Blue Hats?

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  6. Good grief. I propose they name themselves the Corner Canyon Corsets, or the Corner Canyon Bustles, or something equally 19th century.

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  7. So they ended up calling them "Chargers" … isn't it disrespectful of women to imply they can't manage money and charge everything?

    I would have counter-proposed naming the team after the Moros Island Liberation Front.

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  8. Deborah Leigh said... Only in the liberal world where the definition of "is" is debated, could this take place. Can't have "artichoke", it's already taken by Scottsdale Community College. And I suspect "banana" is out...so to speak.

    RebeccaH, they'd probably dismiss corsets or bustles as antiquated appliances that constrained women.

    JeffS, keeping a cougar (animal or human) our of the backyard is easy. Keep Fluffy inside, and the firearm handy.

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  9. I'm reasonably sure that when 'teachers' go back to a College of Education to the necessary credential [probably Masters' or EdD in "Educational Leadership] to be a principal or superintendent of a school the first thing that happens is that they get whacked upside the head with a brick.

    That would explain a lot of their decisions, I think.

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  10. Colonel M.: Very clever, old fellow!

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