Monday, January 30, 2012

Remember: conservatives are the stupid ones

We conservatives shouldn't let the rare acts of imbecility demonstrated by liberals distract us from the morose contemplation of our own low I.Q.s – for example…

Rep. Jan Schakowsky’s inability to grasp the significance of “small” numbers

Thomas Friedman’s constant struggles with the English language.

Warren Buffet’s illogical tax theories.

Eric Holder’s time warp.

The Venture-Capitalist-in-Chief’s investment picks.

Gov. Jerry Brown’s budget-busting high-speed rail mania, fueled by a heaping helping of anti-business extortion.

Jon Corzine’s accounting skills.

MSNBC’s Melissa Perry and her very special racial goggles.

Joe Biden’s advice on anything; plus his Freudian slips.

Everything that comes out of Al Sharpton’s mouth.

These are all exceptions to the general rule of superior liberal intelligence, one proof of which is that it took me almost an entire three minutes to find the examples noted. If conservative readers would like to respond, there are some crayons available in the comments section.


Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said... I encountered a friendly (passive aggressive) Lefty on Saturday. This one happened to be a lawyer who couldn't label his practice, but he does Constitutional, civil rights sueing cops, cities, counties, etc. One of his blanket statements was the Conservatives are idiots, this including Mark Levin. Further, that the Right never has facts. I refuted it, and gave him Larry Elder's favorite, "Facts to Liberals is like Kryptonite to Superman." As every discussion goes with these folks, he derided anything I said with laughter. So I turned to the young employee who was sitting next to me very intently listening, and addressed him. The Lefty tried to laugh, but being presented with facts, it quickly made him quiet. So much for stupid Conservatives. We parted on good terms. Hopefully, he'll think about some of the facts.

rinardman said...

I have often considered becoming a liberal.

Life would be so much easier, never being wrong, and ignoring reality.

YOJIMBO said...


Paco said...

YoJ: Sorry, man. I left them in the drawer with the finger paints.