"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
The guy in front of me drops a sack of cement which I run over, thus tearing off a fuel line which dumps diesel fuel all across the Bay Bridge, causing slippery conditions and wrecks behind me but nothing so cool as a hot babe digging into her bra for something with my name on it to give us all a happy ending.
No, all I got was a hot CHP officer loaning me her pen so I could stuff a rag into my fuel tank thus minimizing...God I'm boring.
So anyway, I stuff a rag up into the tank,(down where the fuel line's been torn off) and this other cop says "How many gallons did you leak out into San Francisco Bay?" and I say probably 80 or so and he says "Any more than 42 and we have to give you a fat Hazmat ticket, so how much?" So I say maybe 10 and he says good deal have a nice day.
This gives new meaning to the phrase "hole in one".
ReplyDeleteThe odds would be pretty good if he does it the way I would do it.
ReplyDeleteCarry the ball up to her, and put it in place, by hand.
Very deliberately!
Trucking is like golf.
ReplyDeleteThe guy in front of me drops a sack of cement which I run over, thus tearing off a fuel line which dumps diesel fuel all across the Bay Bridge, causing slippery conditions and wrecks behind me but nothing so cool as a hot babe digging into her bra for something with my name on it to give us all a happy ending.
No, all I got was a hot CHP officer loaning me her pen so I could stuff a rag into my fuel tank thus minimizing...God I'm boring.
Jonah: Frankly, old top, I think that trucking story is rather interesting.
ReplyDeleteSo anyway, I stuff a rag up into the tank,(down where the fuel line's been torn off) and this other cop says "How many gallons did you leak out into San Francisco Bay?" and I say probably 80 or so and he says "Any more than 42 and we have to give you a fat Hazmat ticket, so how much?"
ReplyDeleteSo I say maybe 10 and he says good deal have a nice day.
She'd probably catch Tiger Woods' driver, IYKWIMAITYD
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