Monday, February 27, 2012

Golfer Lee Westwood's (accidental) fancy shooting

Last week, Westwood put a golf ball in some guy's pants, and this week he drops one in a fan's sweater.

Now, if Kate Upton were to show up wearing a bikini top, what are the odds...?

6 comments:

JeffS said...

This gives new meaning to the phrase "hole in one".

rinardman said...

The odds would be pretty good if he does it the way I would do it.

Carry the ball up to her, and put it in place, by hand.

Very deliberately!

J0nah said...

Trucking is like golf.

The guy in front of me drops a sack of cement which I run over, thus tearing off a fuel line which dumps diesel fuel all across the Bay Bridge, causing slippery conditions and wrecks behind me but nothing so cool as a hot babe digging into her bra for something with my name on it to give us all a happy ending.

No, all I got was a hot CHP officer loaning me her pen so I could stuff a rag into my fuel tank thus minimizing...God I'm boring.

Paco said...

Jonah: Frankly, old top, I think that trucking story is rather interesting.

Jonah said...

So anyway, I stuff a rag up into the tank,(down where the fuel line's been torn off) and this other cop says "How many gallons did you leak out into San Francisco Bay?" and I say probably 80 or so and he says "Any more than 42 and we have to give you a fat Hazmat ticket, so how much?"
So I say maybe 10 and he says good deal have a nice day.

richard mcenroe said...

She'd probably catch Tiger Woods' driver, IYKWIMAITYD