"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Yep. No doubt while she was at the bar, her breasts were sneaky dipping into other folks' glasses and sucking down the contents while her attention was elsewhere. Not her fault at all.
Those breasts have taken their first bounce along the bumpy road of crime.
Yep. No doubt while she was at the bar, her breasts were sneaky dipping into other folks' glasses and sucking down the contents while her attention was elsewhere. Not her fault at all.
ReplyDeleteThose breasts have taken their first bounce along the bumpy road of crime.
Maybe they wouldn't be so big if she didn't carry her brains in them.
ReplyDeleteI'm not in a position to comment on the impact of her sobriety from her breasts.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't buying the drinks....
"Drunken breasts" draws more commentary than historical humour: I'm shocked, I tell you! Shocked!
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