Sunday, February 12, 2012

Sunday funnies

Here's a unique gift idea for Valentine's Day.

Vermont prison inmates get a bit of their own back.

Nature's airbags (well, there might have been a slight assist from surgeons).

Ominous new evidence of climate change.

Has the season started already?

16 comments:

rinardman said...

'I increased slowly over a two-month period and now my breasts are back at 4,300cc of liquid and are 38KKK,' Hershey said.

Hey, 4.3L, that's the same displacement as the engine in my truck.

Now I have a whole new way of visualizing how much 4.3L is! It's a V-6, so that's 2.15L on the left side, and 2.15L on the right side.

JeffS said...

Her lawyer ought to be telling the media, "My client: her freedom or bust!"

Thank you, thank you, I'll in town for the rest of the week!

An infection that set in after her 30th breast enlargement operation led 5ft 3in Hershey to undergo an emergency operation in June 2010.

Methinks that this woman has issues that go beyond maximizing her bust. 4300 cc of straight HOH masses 4292 grams, or 9.46 pounds. That has to be putting a definite strain on her back. Not to mention the other intrusions into her daily activities.

(For the pedants out there....I assumed pure water, and an ambient air temperature of 70 F, which means a density of .9982071 grams per cubic centimeter, or 4292.29053 grams for 4300 cc, which converts to 9.462880802 pounds mass. I'll leave the rounding as an exercise for the student. But I'm sure there's a small but definite increase in mass due to the saline solution.)

Minicapt said...

If her inserts were at ambient air temperature, she'd be suffering hypothermia, or rather be dead by now.

Cheers

Yojimbo said...

Geez,TRJ, you said there would be no math! Grams per cubic centimeter, pounds mass! You left us pedants with an overwhelming sense of density.

KKK! Sounds wAAAcist.

Yojimbo said...

Just as an aside, I opened my early ballot today. Bummer. There is no place for a writein candidate. I was going to vote for Rubio. Now I don't know who to vote for.

JeffS said...

Minicapt, her bazoombas are emphatically NOT internal. The necessary cantilevering is spectacular, to say the least.

Please note that hypothermia impacts the core temperature of the body, not the, er, extremities. At least, not directly. I expect that she's unusually susceptible to frostbite.

And, I must point out that I assumed ambient air temperature. The premises for my assumption were:

1. A significant percentage of the subject surface area is exposed to air circulation, allowing for increased cooling potential.

2. It's obvious from the photographs that she avoids insulating clothing, at least in warmer climates. So the heat transfer has to be fairly high.

I can't run a heat convection model without more data, as we are discussing a fairly complex system. Infrared imagery under different environmental conditions would be useful and, ummmmm, interesting, of course, but that's way outside my budget.

Hence I assumed the 70 F. Further, a simple calculation shows only a slight decrease of density (0.256%) at 86 F, with a resulting mass of 9.44 pounds.

Not much of a relief on her back there, I'm afraid to say.

And I won't speculate on the effects of significant temperature changes on a sealed container of water, which expands and contracts as the temperature rises and falls. I just hope her surgeons planned ahead.

JeffS said...

Yojimbo, we have caucuses up here in Washington. I'll probably attend the county version next month.

bruce said...

Ahhhhhem! Fellows,

When you're quite finished with the 'airbags' go and check out what the Vermont inmates did. Took me quite a while to spot it.

Paco said...

Bruce: I've got to stop doing breast stories. Too distracting.

BTW, it took me a while to spot the change that the inmates did, too. Clever fellows.

JeffS said...

I wasn't distracted by her enormous bikini fillers, Paco. My analysis of her plight was professional and highly focused. I'd offer my services as a structural engineer, but my schedule is already full.

Paco said...

Jeff: I have to admit, I admired your technical analysis.

missred said...

sewage plant tours, inmates playing pranks on cops, two headed sharks, and all you can comment on is the airbag article? *shaking head and laughing*
jeffs indepth analysis is fascinating! and way over my head.

JeffS said...

What two headed shark?

Minicapt said...

The 38MMM one.

Cheers

JeffS said...

Oh, that two-headed shark!

mojo said...

Presumably, if the kids were faster you'd be allowed a flamethrower...