"27 Daily Affirmations" over at American Digest.
My favorite? "Joan of Arc heard voices too, but she was wise enough to have herself set on fire before she logged on."
(H/T: The Other McCain)
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh