Another customer collapses from hamburger rapture (or maybe it was rupture) at the Heart Attack Grill.
My guess is that it was probably the piece of lettuce that did her in.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Let freedom ring baby.
ReplyDeleteOr, alternatively, lock her up for the good of the state. Sieg Heil.
Maybe their starting to use the same "suppliers" as my Che Burger franchises.
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