Sunday, May 6, 2012

Obama's campaign kickoff (or, "Where's the damn football?")

Stacy McCain reports that Obama's big campaign kickoff seems to lack the messianic quality of his first presidential run.

In fact, the hashtag slogan, #ReadyToGo, may wind up providing more fodder for Republican scorn. Actually, no "may" about it. Try these more appropriate slogans on for size:

#AlmostReadyToGoIllBeOutOfTheBathroomInAMinute

#ReadyToGoNoWaitILeftTheStoveOn

#PullOverIveGotToGo

#ReadyToGoHeyWheresMyGolfClubs?

#ReadyToGoYetMichelle?You'veBeenInThereAnHour

2 comments:

RebeccaH said...

#AlreadyWent in my book.

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said...Interesting that he chose Marx's birthday.

It is reminiscent of the scene in "Lethal Weapon" in which Mel Gibson's character comes to the rescue of his partner (Danny Glover) who finds himself sitting on a bomb wired toilet. The plan has Mel hauling Glover off the toilet and into the tub in one movement. But do they go on three, or is it 'one, two, three, and then go'.