"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
A man in Florida was pulled over by police under suspicion of DUI, and they found a monkey in his trunk. I think it was the popular primate security option:
I've loved the Trunk Monkey for years. I wish I had one manning the 50 cal whenever I'm cut off by some idiot on her cell phone.
ReplyDeleteI operate on the same theory vis-a-vis home security systems ... big dog with run of the house.
ReplyDeleteStole the sarcasm sign, to post on FB. It's sooo me...thanks, Paco!
ReplyDeleteSo did I, KC! Funny dat.
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