Dante's nine circles of hell - in LEGOs.
Sure, Australia has aggressive magpies. But Sweden has knife-wielding eagles.
Bacon: making fools out of men since 1894.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh