That's right - due to some urgent family business, I will be offline for a day or two. Consider this one of my rare open threads.
Here are a few things to get you going:
Did you know that we all "belong" to the government? If anybody's going to put us in chains, it's the Democrats.
For once, I pray Rahm Emanuel is right: "We have a once-in-a-generation president".
A drunken, misogynistic ghost puts in an appearance at the Democratic National Convention (where's the hologram of Kennedy and Dodd creating a waitress sandwich?)
Important update: Having dropped "God" from their platform, the Democrats are now apparently afraid of a lightning strike.