Deadpan songstress Virginia O’Brien offers a novel version of A Bird in a Gilded Cage.
Bonus! As Virginia O’Brien says, no matter how you slice it, it’s still Salome (that's Tommy Dorsey and his band providing the instrumental).
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh