Saturday, December 8, 2012

Prepping for four more years of Obama

Here's my list of essentials:

Gold
Firearms and ammunition
Canned goods and MREs
Gas-powered generator
False beard and fake Canadian and Australian passports

Am I leaving anything out?

22 comments:

SwampWoman said...

You got any first aid supplies in that kit? How about water purification supplies? How about something to start a fire with in the event you run outta gas?

I would want an alternative method of heating the house (or hovel) were I in a real cold area. I'd want to be able to get water should the utilities no longer work. And I'd want to be able to cook the neighbors lil' yappy dogs should the need arise.

Yojimbo said...


An Obamaphone.

Robert of Ottawa said...

Haha, fake Canadian passport.

Robert of Ottawa said...

Swampwoman, we got plety of water in Canada. I think Paco's strategy is good. We need more right wingers here. I will suggest to Stephen Harper that we have an open border policy to US political refugees.

Paco said...

Thanks, Robert. See what you can do.

And those are some good suggestions, Swampy.

Anonymous said...

When my family came over from the Old Country, half moved to the US, half to Canada - just in case something happened......

mojo said...

A light mortar can come in very handy. Go shopping at the local NGO armory...

Mojo said...

(Sigh)

Spell correct uber alles

NG

JeffS said...

Freeze-dried food stores longer. Not as tasty as canned or MREs, but you can mix 'em together for a casserole.

Silver -- when gold is too much!

Oh, and some spices -- yappy dogs tend to be gamey.

Or so I'm told.



Marica said...

Alcohol. Whether you hoard store bought or make you own, you have to have alcohol-- for medicinal purposes, and to barter.

Boy on a bike said...

Bear spray. For the drop bears.

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said...We had a nifty little can opener that we put on our dogtag chain. Very handy, just like the paracord that is woven into bracelets over at Operation Gratitude. Hope you won't mind a plug for OG. Every bracelet purchase helps send a package to a service member.

The fake beard won't look good on Mrs. P.

The trick to cooking gamey critters like small yappy dogs and some such is slow cooking.

Or so I've been told.

bruce said...

Fake Australian Pasport? Naah we'll see about getting you a real one, with gum leaf pages held together with cockatoo droppings, and a wallaby pouch holder. Spat on for luck. Reel orthentique.



Paco said...

Ah, Bruce, that would be grand, indeed!

RebeccaH said...

I recommend a good crossbow in case the ammo runs out. And a shovel.

SwampWoman said...

Wait, wait, wait! A shovel? Remember Fried Green Tomatoes? "The secret's in the sauce!"

Minicapt said...

1. Swiss Army Knife
2. Swedish FireSteel w/Vaseline cotton balls
3. Katadyn® MyBottle Microfilter
4. Esbit Mountain Stove
5. Maxpedition Versipack Jumbo EDC
6. Pemmican- http://www.dirtycarnivore.com/Docs/PEMMICAN.pdf

Cheers

Paco said...

Good stuff, Captain.

Anonymous said...

Plenty of old Blairites in this neck of the woods and there's a spare room at my place.

Have a spare .303 too. What you need is a yacht. Load it up with guns that are not quite legal here and we'll meet you in some quiet cove with all the documents you will ever need.

Mk50 of Brisbane
Formerly MarkL of Canberra

Paco said...

Mark: Sounds good. I'm sure J.Packington Paco will lend me his yacht (the Jolly Codger).

SwampWoman said...

Hey, Paco, take the Jolly Codger to Miami. You can pick up anything you need to start a revolution there. The Blairites might fancy some grenade launchers.

Col. Milquetoast said...

Consider a Guatemalan passport too; then you can claim to be an undocumented immigrant when convenient.