Winter's coming! Keep those windows rolled up.
Sure, sure. Cats are just victims of prejudice.
Today's Chuck Norris fact: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Groucho and Chico have a password problem.
Found at Ace: Nick Searcy's acting school.
Welcome to the world.
Chuck Norris has only two facial expressions.
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If your insurance doesn't cover for Chuck Norris, it probably doesn't cover giant, penis-shaped asteroids, either.
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Spiny: I checked my homeowner's policy, and I do, in fact, have a rider that covers asteroids, regardless of shape (but only if they hit my house in months ending in "q").
ReplyDeleteThat guy who plotted to make it look like a cat killed the guy he intended to murder is around my old stomping grounds.
ReplyDeleteI've known more than a few barge workers [grew up next to the Illinois and Mississippi rivers] and lots of them are pretty weird.
He is apparently a bit more weird than usual.
I don't care what anybody says. Cats are murderous.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm betting the cat set this dude up. But if he's stupid enough to trust a cat, then he deserves what he gets.
ReplyDeleteThey find him crushed to death beneath a penis shaped asteroid I'm laughing my ass off.
Steve: I'm laughing mine off already, just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh said...Mel Brooks and Mike Meyer had "eureka"moments after seeing that asteroid.
ReplyDeleteThe Hopi and Mayans said we were screwed.
Nat Geo will show mostly naked people, but can't state the obvious. And who knew they could dance?
Thanks for the Grouching/Chico clip! I had never seen it. Which movie did it come from? Another favorite is the "Tootsie frootsi" routine from "A Day At The Races".
There's more ways than one for a cat to skin humans.
ReplyDeleteMikael: I knew it!
ReplyDeleteI still like the "contract" bit from "A Night at the Opera", myself.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8AgUXPpLM
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