"I know there's a story in there somewhere," said Newsweek editor Jon Meacham, referring to Obama's home invasion and execution-style slaying of Jeff and Sue Finowicz on Apr. 8. "Right now though, it's probably best to just sit back and wait for more information to come in. After all, the only thing we know for sure is that our president senselessly murdered two unsuspecting Americans without emotion or hesitation."
H/T: Paco Enterprises' crime reporter, Captain Heinrichs
"The style with which he is alleged to have performed this alleged act, the sharp crease in his pants, the savoir faire of the sideways grip of the chic retro .38 demonstrating the remontoi sau vois rejection of apple pie...
ReplyDeleteNicely done!
ReplyDeleteOnion, and old.
ReplyDelete...the sideways grip of the chic retro .38
ReplyDeleteActually, I think Obo's weapon of choice is a Hellfire missle....at five miles.
mojo: True and true. But it's still a wickedly funny indictment of the the lap dog press.
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