"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, February 11, 2013
Semi-automatic weapons: is there anything they can't do?
The Reverend Jesse Jackson thinks that semi-automatic rifles can be used to "blow up railroads".
Dang. That blowing-up railroads feature was somehow accidentally left off ALL of my semiautomatics. I'm feeling all cheated now. It would have made my morning commute (across several railroad tracks) ever so much quicker.
That's a special addon feature only sold with the "Bush blew up the tanks to kill all the blacks during Katrina" feature. Very difficult to find. I would keep this quiet because it might also cause them to ban the "bring a jetliner down" feature, too.
Sadly, there are enough idiots out there who will believe anything he says.
ReplyDeleteDang. That blowing-up railroads feature was somehow accidentally left off ALL of my semiautomatics. I'm feeling all cheated now. It would have made my morning commute (across several railroad tracks) ever so much quicker.
ReplyDeleteSemi-automatic weapons cause global warming....er...or is it the other way around?
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ReplyDeleteThat's a special addon feature only sold with the "Bush blew up the tanks to kill all the blacks during Katrina" feature. Very difficult to find. I would keep this quiet because it might also cause them to ban the "bring a jetliner down" feature, too.
What, entire railroads? Not just a train here and there?
ReplyDeleteHe's a loon.
Deborah said... I heard semi-automatics sunk the Bismark.
ReplyDeleteThe next claim will be...wait for it...semi-automatics are WMD. It's surprising they haven't claimed it already.
ReplyDeleteHey! We can use them to shoot comets that are headed toward earth.