Monday, February 11, 2013

Semi-automatic weapons: is there anything they can't do?

The Reverend Jesse Jackson thinks that semi-automatic rifles can be used to "blow up railroads".

7 comments:

RebeccaH said...

Sadly, there are enough idiots out there who will believe anything he says.

SwampWoman said...

Dang. That blowing-up railroads feature was somehow accidentally left off ALL of my semiautomatics. I'm feeling all cheated now. It would have made my morning commute (across several railroad tracks) ever so much quicker.

Anonymous said...

Semi-automatic weapons cause global warming....er...or is it the other way around?

Yojimbo said...


That's a special addon feature only sold with the "Bush blew up the tanks to kill all the blacks during Katrina" feature. Very difficult to find. I would keep this quiet because it might also cause them to ban the "bring a jetliner down" feature, too.

mojo said...

What, entire railroads? Not just a train here and there?

He's a loon.

Anonymous said...

Deborah said... I heard semi-automatics sunk the Bismark.

The next claim will be...wait for it...semi-automatics are WMD. It's surprising they haven't claimed it already.

Yojimbo said...


Hey! We can use them to shoot comets that are headed toward earth.