Wednesday, March 20, 2013

RIP, Chuck Norris's beard

Not to worry; he's just going undercover. He's going to deport Piers Morgan - with a roundhouse kick.

Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

3 comments:

rinardman said...

Chuck Norris didn't shave his beard....he just told it to leave.

RebeccaH said...

Not to worry. Chuck Norris's beard has just gone on vacation.

Spiny Norman said...

I certainly hope so, Rebecca, because he's looking entirely too much like a Grampa Charles Norris right now...

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