Not to worry; he's just going undercover. He's going to deport Piers Morgan - with a roundhouse kick.
Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh