Not to worry; he's just going undercover. He's going to deport Piers Morgan - with a roundhouse kick.
Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
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Chuck Norris didn't shave his beard....he just told it to leave.
Not to worry. Chuck Norris's beard has just gone on vacation.
I certainly hope so, Rebecca, because he's looking entirely too much like a Grampa Charles Norris right now...
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