"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
At work today, we were encouraged to plant a tree. I offered to water one instead....after drinking a fair amount of beer.
AKA, Happy Birthday Comrade Lenin!
Could I have the spam, egg, water vacuum, sausage and spam without so much spam in it?
In the olden days we'd have done a proper sacrifice, into the sacred bog.
What, Earth Day? Don't you mean Human Achievement Day?
Lenin's birthday was deliberately chosen by the Watermelons as Earth Day.
Lenin would have been a good sacrificial offering to the Bog. Lenin - Bog Man.
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