Saturday, April 6, 2013

Things I learned while standing in the check-out line at the supermarket

1) The pregnant Kim Kardashian is now as big as a Port-O-Potty (200 pounds and counting). Her increasing heft is being exacerbated by engorgement on ice cream and candy.

2) John Travolta's wife Kelly Preston is allegedly angry at John over an alleged gay episode between John and an alleged "hunk on a train". Allegedly. (There. That ought to be libel-proof).

3) Obama told Hillary Clinton that if she writes a tell-all book, she'll never be president. To which I respond: call his bluff, Hillary. Write that book (Please write that book).


JorgXMcKie said...

It appears to me like Obama is being exposed for the mediocrity [I know, I know -- that's overly generous] that he is. Even the MSM can't quite swallow all that BS any more.

Paco said...

Yes, he's definitely looking like he's gone past his "sell by" date.

rinardman said...

You must get in the same lane I do.

The slowest one.

And why do they only have the gossip rags displayed there? Why not something more interesting to someone with an IQ above room temperature?

Robert of Ottawa said...

I learnt the same stuff, Paco :-)

Michael Lonie said...

Obumbler wants to make sure Michelle has a clear shot at the Presidency.

I can hardly wait for the Dem primaries for 2016 (starting next year, I suppose, if not sooner). I expect the front runners to be Hillary, Michelle, Jean Francois Kerry, Andrew Cuomo, and Al "Jazeera" Gore. I will stock up on popcorn.

Of course, the Packs might facilitate the success of any one of them in the General Election by shooting themselves in the foot, as they so often do. Or they might shoot themselves in the mouth, considering where that foot is often placed.

Jonah said...

Michael; I'll be stocking up on bullets to shoot myself with if I have to read nonstop about that vomitous lot starting next year.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 1 says:

No one was impregnated by aliens this week? There are some intergalactic slackers out there.

JeffS said...

Don't forget Bloomberg, Michael. He probably won't even make the primaries, but he'll give it a whirl. The Loathsome Nanny Stater™ has gotta do something after leaving office, and there are only so many gun grab initiatives he can think up.

RebeccaH said...

As much as I salivate over the prospect of Hillary writing a tell-all book, she will never do it. There are too many skeletons in her own closet.

Michael Lonie said...

Really, shooting yourself should take only a single bullet, two if you're as bad a shot as I am.

Too right.

You're right, El Bloombito will give it a try too. I guess I just forgot him because I try not to think about NYC at all. Enough things in my life give me headaches already.