1) The pregnant Kim Kardashian is now as big as a Port-O-Potty (200 pounds and counting). Her increasing heft is being exacerbated by engorgement on ice cream and candy.
2) John Travolta's wife Kelly Preston is allegedly angry at John over an alleged gay episode between John and an alleged "hunk on a train". Allegedly. (There. That ought to be libel-proof).
3) Obama told Hillary Clinton that if she writes a tell-all book, she'll never be president. To which I respond: call his bluff, Hillary. Write that book (Please write that book).