It's official: the U.S. Army considers me, a Roman Catholic, to be a religious extremist.
Allah akbar! No, wait, that's not right. Oh, I've got it: Bingo!
(H/T: Captain Heinrichs)
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh