"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Sweet!
It's official: the U.S. Army considers me, a Roman Catholic, to be a religious extremist.
Allah akbar! No, wait, that's not right. Oh, I've got it: Bingo!
I believe the phrase you are looking for, Paco, is "Deus vult".
Apparently just about everybody who isn't a Unitarian or Reconstruction Jewish is considered a religious extremist, but the Fort Hood murders were not terrorism, despite Maj. Hasan shouting "Allah akhbar" as he gunned down American soldiers. That event was merly a workplace accident. You know, like falling off a ladder. Do you suppose the survivors will get Workman's Comp payments for it? They're certainly not getting purple hearts.
By that list, a majority of the Army is probably religious extremists!
ReplyDeleteWe have seen the enemy...and he is us!
They're everywhere, they're everywhere!
ReplyDeleteWhat a crazy list!
ReplyDeleteI got hold of the original list. I'm named personally in a footnote.
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We should send in the Jesuits!
ReplyDeleteThat'll teach 'em.
Oh, wait, the catholics already have:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Francis
Although not a Catholic, I have great expectations of this first Jesuit Pope; they are smart cookies, those jesuits.
Wasn't a religious work place accident involved in the Fort Hood work place accident?
ReplyDeleteI believe the phrase you are looking for, Paco, is "Deus vult".
ReplyDeleteApparently just about everybody who isn't a Unitarian or Reconstruction Jewish is considered a religious extremist, but the Fort Hood murders were not terrorism, despite Maj. Hasan shouting "Allah akhbar" as he gunned down American soldiers. That event was merly a workplace accident. You know, like falling off a ladder. Do you suppose the survivors will get Workman's Comp payments for it? They're certainly not getting purple hearts.
The inmates are running the asylum.
The appropriate war cry is "Holy Mackerel!", Paco.
ReplyDeleteThis country is being nibbled to death by insane ducks.
Insane, jabbering magpies, Rebecca. Ducks shut up sometimes.
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