"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Maybe as a booger in George Washington's nose, or a cold sore on Thomas Jefferson's lip
First: there's literally no one who can do that sort of work anymore. Check out the Crazy Horse carving in South Dakota, or the Southern Pride (or whatever it's called) carving on Stone Mountain in Georgia. Both extremely late and massively over-budget.
A handful of professors at GWU think Obama's mug ought to disgrace Mt. Rushmore someday.
ReplyDeleteThere. Fixed that for ya, Paco.
“History undoubtedly will accord President Obama a special place by virtue of being the first African-American President,”
ReplyDeleteWait. Isn't his mother a white woman? Wouldn't he actually be the first mixed-race President?
No. No. Hell, no.
ReplyDeleteOk, dumb idea.
ReplyDeleteFirst: there's literally no one who can do that sort of work anymore. Check out the Crazy Horse carving in South Dakota, or the Southern Pride (or whatever it's called) carving on Stone Mountain in Georgia. Both extremely late and massively over-budget.
Second: there's really no room.
Third: Like I said, dumb idea.