I found this picture of Democrat senator Claire McCaskill over at Gateway Pundit. It screams "Caption me!"
Members of Senator McCaskill's staff take precautions to prevent their boss from swallowing her tongue during one of her fits.
Update: Great stuff from Swampie, in the comments, including this gem:
Senator McCaskill demonstrates the style and tenacity with which she won in the very competitive senate sport of pencil fetching.
"Some would say that this old bitch is past her prime", said Barack Obama, her handler, scratching her ears fondly. "But when I fling a pencil out on that senate floor, she'll flatten anyone in her path to fetch it and return it to me. Unthinking loyalty like that is hard to buy anymore."