Monday, July 8, 2013

Again?!?

The comic antecedents of this latest example of a very peculiar geophysical phenomenon are lost in the dusty archives of Tim Blair's old blog; but insiders will smile in the knowledge that Wronwright is still at large (H/T: Mark):
Six billion tonnes of water vanishes from underground Antarctic lake — leaves behind city-sized ice crater

8 comments:

  1. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Being a mysterious supervillain must be far more interesting than posting witty commentary on some mere internet website.

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  2. We really must recover the TARDIS from Wronwright. At this rate, he's going to give supersecret, international conspiracies to dominate the world a bad name.

    Just WHY does he want all those lakes, and WHAT does he do with the water?

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  3. Trying to corner the market, Micheal?

    What fiendish plot does he have planned???

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  4. I'm thinking that he's buying up land in Arizona cheap, and he's going to suddenly turn it into beach-front property.

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  5. Once he gets a useful batch of mead, he'll want to water it down.
    http://www.stormthecastle.com/mead/fast-cheap-mead-making.htm

    Cheers

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  6. The locals have never gotten over that lake he stole from Russia. If he's using it all to make mead, he ought to have a warehouse full by now, and he hasn't shared any of it, stingy bastiche.

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  7. He sold it to the "Martians" (actually transplanted humans), uptime about 20 centuries.

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  8. It's a mystery. We know why he nicked the Tardis: Sumerian mead, trilobites and lakes.

    Sumerian mead and sauteed trilobites explains two outta three - but the lakes are a puzzle. There's no world-wide shortage of quinine or gin (best government research grant I ever got!), so he's not making tonic water with it.

    And he was heard muttering darkly about Lake Missoula at one point.

    Gulp.

    MarkL

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