"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Another fine PACO Enterprises product, designed by J.P. himself I don't doubt (at any rate, it's a good marketing ploy): the Protector Against Clandestine Obamadrones. It should sell well in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, and many other locales of high civilization. It might even find a thriving market in the US of A, at the rate things are going under Prez The IWnn.
With the NSA, FBI, DoJ, ATF, and who knows what other Federal acronyms wantonly abusing power, perhaps PACO Enterprises ought to increase the output of tinfoil helmets. I mean, the demand must be rising, even exploding. Perhaps if Snowden had worn a PACO Enterprises tinfoil head protector, he would not be on the lam today.
Another fine PACO Enterprises product, designed by J.P. himself I don't doubt (at any rate, it's a good marketing ploy): the Protector Against Clandestine Obamadrones. It should sell well in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, and many other locales of high civilization. It might even find a thriving market in the US of A, at the rate things are going under Prez The IWnn.
ReplyDeleteWith the NSA, FBI, DoJ, ATF, and who knows what other Federal acronyms wantonly abusing power, perhaps PACO Enterprises ought to increase the output of tinfoil helmets. I mean, the demand must be rising, even exploding. Perhaps if Snowden had worn a PACO Enterprises tinfoil head protector, he would not be on the lam today.
Bin Ladin himself can be a ghostly spokesman; after all, he wasn't killed by a drone.
ReplyDeleteSee? It worked!
ReplyDeleteExactly!
ReplyDeleteThat hat looks familiar. Why am I now visualizing Hoss from the show Bonanza dressed in a dishdasha?
ReplyDeleteHe called himself 'Kinky Friedman'?
ReplyDeleteCheers