Seems like Osama Bin Ladin was in the habit of wearing a cowboy hat while in hiding; figured it protected him from drones, somehow.
Hmmm. What's that smell? I believe it's opportunity.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh