Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Recipe for being a talking head on television
Take a large mixing bowl, add a sack of ignorance and a bottle of arrogance, toss in a heaping helping of stupid and a dash of pure infantilism. Stir vigorously, pour onto a greased pan, stick in the oven, set for “half-bake”. Once the smell becomes unbearable, remove from oven and let cool. Serves…well, however many people there are in Chris Matthews' audience.
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Chris Matthews isn't smart enough to be a rock in my driveway.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have low rock standards.
Deborah .... As a I was reading down,I thought you were surely talking about Piers Morgan. But hey! It's a big pan.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, even today, I find it annoying to think of Obama as President.
ReplyDeleteAnnoying. But he's still the President. Dammit! :)
Where will Matthews go after this triumph? He's determined that the ultimate racist dog-whistle code word is... Obama.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, did you note that he made this astounding observation while hosting the author of a book titled "Bush's Brain?"
ReplyDeleteNot "President Bush's Brain."
English accent gets bonus points, right? (Piers)
ReplyDeleteHe is such a nincompoop the mind boggles. But then idiots like him elected the cretin in office. They just don't get it. Unfortunately, I personally know too many people who think the same. I try to love them anyway.
ReplyDeleteChris Matthews is that kid that everybody picked last for the softball game.
ReplyDeleteSince I would never call Obama my President, Chrissy may have a point.
ReplyDeleteCheers