Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Recipe for being a talking head on television

Take a large mixing bowl, add a sack of ignorance and a bottle of arrogance, toss in a heaping helping of stupid and a dash of pure infantilism. Stir vigorously, pour onto a greased pan, stick in the oven, set for “half-bake”. Once the smell becomes unbearable, remove from oven and let cool. Serves…well, however many people there are in Chris Matthews' audience.

9 comments:

rinardman said...

Chris Matthews isn't smart enough to be a rock in my driveway.

And I have low rock standards.

Anonymous said...

Deborah .... As a I was reading down,I thought you were surely talking about Piers Morgan. But hey! It's a big pan.

JeffS said...

To be honest, even today, I find it annoying to think of Obama as President.

Annoying. But he's still the President. Dammit! :)

Steve Skubinna said...

Where will Matthews go after this triumph? He's determined that the ultimate racist dog-whistle code word is... Obama.

Steve Skubinna said...

Incidentally, did you note that he made this astounding observation while hosting the author of a book titled "Bush's Brain?"

Not "President Bush's Brain."

bruce said...

English accent gets bonus points, right? (Piers)

missred said...

He is such a nincompoop the mind boggles. But then idiots like him elected the cretin in office. They just don't get it. Unfortunately, I personally know too many people who think the same. I try to love them anyway.

RebeccaH said...

Chris Matthews is that kid that everybody picked last for the softball game.

Minicapt said...

Since I would never call Obama my President, Chrissy may have a point.

Cheers