Penalty for landing your plane on the wrong carrier? Merciless sarcasm (H/T: Captain Heinrichs).
Man, looks like everybody's trying to get out of California before the big bust.
Architectural death ray!
Hey, it's cooler than a garden troll.
Ace of Spades really, really has it in for Kaboom cereal.
I think liberalized concealed carry laws are more practical, but women who live in states (or countries) which make the carrying of guns difficult or illegal might want to consider these anti-rape devices.
Kevin Rudd apparently tried to filibuster the Australian election results.
Update: Suspected spy detained, released, eaten.
Manned flight: the early and, er, innovative years.