"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, September 9, 2013
Time to lob Al Gore into Syria
The conflict in Syria may have been exacerbated by, you guessed it, global warming.
Sending both Moore and Gore into Syrian via a low-earth, ballistic orbit would be HIGHLY effective. It also would get the US hauled into court for 'crimes against humanity'.
The hot air release from those two wind bags splattering in the dessert outside of Damascus would incinerate millions.
Many of the casualties would be Christians, Dhruze and Israeli's. Think of the children!
Time to lob Al Gore into Syria
ReplyDeleteHow about Micheal Moore, too.
Man, talk about your Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Sure. Droughts in the desert. Gotta be global warming.
ReplyDeleteSending both Moore and Gore into Syrian via a low-earth, ballistic orbit would be HIGHLY effective. It also would get the US hauled into court for 'crimes against humanity'.
ReplyDeleteThe hot air release from those two wind bags splattering in the dessert outside of Damascus would incinerate millions.
Many of the casualties would be Christians, Dhruze and Israeli's. Think of the children!
Is global warming also responsible for Obama's monumental stupidity?
ReplyDeleteRobert: Yeah, I was afraid there might be some kind of atrocity angle to it.
ReplyDeleteDon't light a match. You never know what kind of natural gas would be released.
ReplyDeleteDon't light a match. You never know what kind of natural gas would be released.
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