The Australian pig that recently achieved notoriety for stealing beer, attacking a cow, and falling into a drunken sleep under a tree, has crossed the River Jordan.
RIP, Swino.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I thought Tim went to France?
ReplyDeleteYes without Tim here, the place is falling apart. Also PM Abbott is off upstaging Putin in the athletic leader competitions, whoever neglected swino is going to cop it when they get back.
ReplyDeleteDeborah .... Poor Swinish! Got his bacon fried. Hopefully, his great reward is unlimited supply of beer and no cows.
ReplyDeleteDeborah remembers Swinish. He will be pleased.
ReplyDeleteAw, RIP, pig. You were a ripper!
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