Terry McAuliffe has appointed a fan of tire-slashing to be Secretary of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
The McAuliffe administration promises to be one of the most corrupt in Virginia history. Stay tuned.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh