"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, January 6, 2014
Color me skeptical
Some doofus claims to have killed a Bigfoot in San Antonio, Texas, of all places. Says he lured it into a trap with $200 worth of ribs (I do have to admit, he probably could have nabbed me with that bait).
Texas is not that unlikely (and no, I don't believe this is Bigfoot). When I was a kid there were supposed sightings of a bigfoot-type creature called the Caddo Monster, and of course, around Fort Worth, people used to talk about the Goat Man. No matter where you are, myths and legends abound.
Deborah .... The Hill Country around SA hàs dense vegetation and a lot of caves. It also has a abundance of hunters, and taxidermy shops. The curious part is why someone would wait a year to make what would be such a historic announcement. Maybe he hadn't gotten that far in taxidermy class.
Uncle George!
ReplyDeleteWe have been wondering where he got to.
Texas is not that unlikely (and no, I don't believe this is Bigfoot). When I was a kid there were supposed sightings of a bigfoot-type creature called the Caddo Monster, and of course, around Fort Worth, people used to talk about the Goat Man. No matter where you are, myths and legends abound.
ReplyDeleteDeborah .... The Hill Country around SA hàs dense vegetation and a lot of caves. It also has a abundance of hunters, and taxidermy shops. The curious part is why someone would wait a year to make what would be such a historic announcement. Maybe he hadn't gotten that far in taxidermy class.
ReplyDeletePiltdown Man?
Probably not big enough to be Al Gore.
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Minicapt, also not hairy enough. Algore is to humans what hairless Chihuahuas are to dogs.
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Has anybody ever seen Al Gore and Bigfoot in the same room together?
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