Friday, January 24, 2014

I know how this is going to end

The Brits will take them in and place them under the protection of hate-speech laws
"A mysterious ghost ship carrying nothing but diseased cannibal rats could be drifting towards Britain after being lost at sea for a year, salvage experts have warned."
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10 comments:

  1. MojoJanuary 24, 2014 at 9:41 PM

    "You guys sure you didn't pick up a script for Weinsteins latest bloodfest?"

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  2. rinardmanJanuary 24, 2014 at 10:53 PM

    A mysterious ghost ship carrying nothing but diseased cannibal rats...

    Could someone explain how the ship could have a population of "diseased cannibal rats"?

    Did they mean "deceased cannibal rats"?

    Zombie rats?

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  3. RipleyJanuary 25, 2014 at 4:27 AM

    Nuke it from orbit. Just to be sure.

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  4. RebeccaHJanuary 25, 2014 at 9:18 AM

    When the cannibal rats finally come ashore, then the zombie apocalypse will begin.

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  5. JeffSJanuary 25, 2014 at 1:16 PM

    Paco, you have a point there. There's no doubt that the British government has considerable kinship with diseased cannibal rats.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2014 at 10:11 PM

    Deborah....Send John Kerry or Hillary. They apeak the language...for obvious reasons. It'll be a homecoming.

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  7. Ed SnackJanuary 26, 2014 at 4:46 PM

    Sadly, a debunked story. Emergency signals from beacons activated by immersion would indicate that the ship sunk some time ago. Aquatic cannibal rats anyone ?

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  8. PacoJanuary 26, 2014 at 5:36 PM

    Aquatic cannibal rats!

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  9. MinicaptJanuary 27, 2014 at 2:13 AM

    Teddy the Swimmer?

    Cheers

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  10. bruceJanuary 28, 2014 at 12:04 AM

    Diseased cannibal rat underwater mutants! What's that in the water? No one is safe!

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