Friday, January 24, 2014

I know how this is going to end

The Brits will take them in and place them under the protection of hate-speech laws
"A mysterious ghost ship carrying nothing but diseased cannibal rats could be drifting towards Britain after being lost at sea for a year, salvage experts have warned."

10 comments:

Mojo said...

"You guys sure you didn't pick up a script for Weinsteins latest bloodfest?"

rinardman said...

A mysterious ghost ship carrying nothing but diseased cannibal rats...

Could someone explain how the ship could have a population of "diseased cannibal rats"?

Did they mean "deceased cannibal rats"?

Zombie rats?

Ripley said...

Nuke it from orbit. Just to be sure.

RebeccaH said...

When the cannibal rats finally come ashore, then the zombie apocalypse will begin.

JeffS said...

Paco, you have a point there. There's no doubt that the British government has considerable kinship with diseased cannibal rats.

Anonymous said...

Deborah....Send John Kerry or Hillary. They apeak the language...for obvious reasons. It'll be a homecoming.

Ed Snack said...

Sadly, a debunked story. Emergency signals from beacons activated by immersion would indicate that the ship sunk some time ago. Aquatic cannibal rats anyone ?

Paco said...

Aquatic cannibal rats!

Minicapt said...

Teddy the Swimmer?

Cheers

bruce said...

Diseased cannibal rat underwater mutants! What's that in the water? No one is safe!