"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, June 9, 2014
Not buying it
To hear Hillary tell it, her and Bill’s life after the White House was almost like something out of The Grapes of Wrath.
"Gosh, Bill. How’re we gonna get by on nuthin' but six-figure speaking fees?”
"Dang it Bill, we're down to our last twenty million! I shore ain't gonna sell 'nother kidney jest so Chelsea can keep her pianny lessons!"
"Don't you worry none, Hill, I'm gonna see me some of them feminists that wanna give me BJs for keeping abortion legal - gonna see if they'd put a market value on those instead!"
"Dang it Bill, we're down to our last twenty million! I shore ain't gonna sell 'nother kidney jest so Chelsea can keep her pianny lessons!"
"Don't you worry none, Hill, I'm gonna see me some of them feminists that wanna give me BJs for keeping abortion legal - gonna see if they'd put a market value on those instead!"
"Dang it Bill, we're down to our last twenty million! I shore ain't gonna sell 'nother kidney jest so Chelsea can keep her pianny lessons!"
ReplyDelete"Don't you worry none, Hill, I'm gonna see me some of them feminists that wanna give me BJs for keeping abortion legal - gonna see if they'd put a market value on those instead!"
"Dang it Bill, we're down to our last twenty million! I shore ain't gonna sell 'nother kidney jest so Chelsea can keep her pianny lessons!"
ReplyDelete"Don't you worry none, Hill, I'm gonna see me some of them feminists that wanna give me BJs for keeping abortion legal - gonna see if they'd put a market value on those instead!"
Damn, how'd that double post? I mean, I thought it was a good comment, but not that good...
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, it was definitely worth repeating!
ReplyDeleteBill was prone to repetition.
ReplyDeleteCheers
You ain't buying it as well, Paco?
ReplyDeleteNeither are these ladies.
That must be why she and Bill are so desperate to get back in the White House. So they can be "broke" again.
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