Just add water.
A sadly under-appreciated art form: hippo sculpture...
This looks like fun: the world's tallest water slide (you go first).
Randy has a photo that says it all.
Your guide to manly living: the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
What's in your wallet? No, seriously, I mean let's see it...
Bob Newhart imagines Sir Walter Raleigh's business agent trying to figure out tobacco (H/T: Theo Spark and Captain Heinrichs).