Well, there's your problem right there.
Ah, good ol' summer camp.
Hmmmm. Having trouble finding this one in the statutes.
Harry Potter's middle-aged adventure...
Boy, am I glad that soccer thing is over. Maybe now we can get some coverage of real sports - like the World Snuff Championship.
How wine is made...
Eek! I'm never drinking wine again!
ReplyDeleteSo, wine is grape piss.
ReplyDeleteI always thought that was what it tasted like.
Carving a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner? What the bleep does that mean?
ReplyDeleteIt seems just barely possible, mind you I'm not certain, but when you factor in the drugs in a toolbox that wasn't there, just possibly this wife is making trouble for her husband out of malice.
Nah, that could never happen, could it? Any more than there could be a false rape accusation.
Just to be on the safe side, I believe I'll buy my melons pre-cut from now on.
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ReplyDeleteCheers
Summer Camp:
ReplyDeleteNever really understood what that was. Probably because we have a different holiday system.
Also only read about it or saw it in Jewish-themed books and movies (since these themes dominated entertainment back then). So I imagine Summer Camp as full of nascent Yiddish comedians going through puberty...