Thursday, October 23, 2014

Chuck Norris vs. Wendy Davis

Sounds like no contest to me: "Chuck Norris Gives Texas Voters a Kick, Boosts GOP Candidate".

Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris can catch more flies with vinegar than with sugar.

3 comments:

  1. Chuck Norris fact:

    Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.

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  2. Another Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris doesn't rise with the sun, the sun rises with him.

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  3. Chuck Norris fact: he doesn't have to, if he doesn't want to.

    Cheers

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