"Obama: 'I Spend Most of My Time Watching ESPN in the Morning'”.
Quite possibly the least surprising news item this week. I mean, we already knew he didn't spend his time governing.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh