Found this over at The Daily Caller (click to enlarge – if you think you can stand it).
”I’m sorry, John, but I can never be anything but a sister to you.”
Pelosi’s husband : “Hello, dear, how many personal freedoms did you quash today? Hey…Wait a minute…What’s that big orange smear on your face?”
”Ah, my petite femme liberal fatale, let me carry you away to Five Guys, where our love musk weel be covered up by the aroma of greasy French fries, no?”
”Thank you, Nancy. The president always makes me kiss the other end.”