Sunday, May 24, 2015

Sunday funnies

This guy has a real rear for music.

Dog figures out a problem in stick logistics.

Ewww, bugs!

Police are looking for a burglar named Bob.

Inter-service rivalry within the military is a fertile source of humor. Here is a good explanation of the differences between the branches...

One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.

Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.

Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.

The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.


RebeccaH said...

To my everlasting shame I listened to the musical fart. I don't think my mother would be proud of me.

rinardman said...

That inter-service rivalry joke went over my head. Did I miss something about the Air Force buying real estate?

Mikael said...

That fart concerto in B-minor was actually quite funny despite its grossness.
But I agree with Rebecca, I'm not showing it to my mom!

Skeeter said...

Yet another reason why the Air Force continues to recruit the more intelligent and handsomer members of the population.