Alright. Drug dealers, human traffickers, Salvadoran gang members, uneducated laborers - fine, fine. But I absolutely draw the line at Rudd. As honorary Australian consul for central Fairfax County, I'm going to do something about this. I'll take the matter up directly with the Secretary of State. Now, let's see, where's my honorary consul suit...
"Mr. Secretary, there's a Mr. Paco here to see you."
Time Magazine did name him one of the world's most influential people. The US made the mistake of feeding his ego - You know what they say about stray dogs.
ReplyDeleteHe is in New York City; shouldn't that be a good fit?
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Excuse me forgetting protocol, Your very Highness, Sir.
ReplyDeleteYou will of course be paid in gum leaves, cockatoo feathers and kangaroo pelts. A shipment is on it's way, alert border customs.
You may need to practice your accent Sir, here is some assistance:
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Thank you, Bruce. And I'll be wanting some tinned bandicoot fritters.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the US has enough earwax and vitriol for Mr. Rudd, considering we've expended most of it on our current political class.
ReplyDeleteLook on the bright side, he can't become president. On the other hand, he could become Mayor of New York. Would anyone notice the difference from de Blasio? Nah.
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