Saturday, May 9, 2015

This is what happens when you have open borders

Noted ear-wax miner and former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has moved to the United States.

Alright. Drug dealers, human traffickers, Salvadoran gang members, uneducated laborers - fine, fine. But I absolutely draw the line at Rudd. As honorary Australian consul for central Fairfax County, I'm going to do something about this. I'll take the matter up directly with the Secretary of State. Now, let's see, where's my honorary consul suit...



"Mr. Secretary, there's a Mr. Paco here to see you."

7 comments:

bruce said...

Time Magazine did name him one of the world's most influential people. The US made the mistake of feeding his ego - You know what they say about stray dogs.

Minicapt said...

He is in New York City; shouldn't that be a good fit?

Cheers

bruce said...

Excuse me forgetting protocol, Your very Highness, Sir.

You will of course be paid in gum leaves, cockatoo feathers and kangaroo pelts. A shipment is on it's way, alert border customs.

bruce said...

You may need to practice your accent Sir, here is some assistance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTwAoFR4DuM

Paco said...

Thank you, Bruce. And I'll be wanting some tinned bandicoot fritters.

RebeccaH said...

I don't think the US has enough earwax and vitriol for Mr. Rudd, considering we've expended most of it on our current political class.

HAL9000 said...

Look on the bright side, he can't become president. On the other hand, he could become Mayor of New York. Would anyone notice the difference from de Blasio? Nah.