"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
The White House briefing room was evacuated today, supposedly because of a bomb threat; however, Paco World News Daily (PWND) has learned that the real reason was that the b.s. emanating from the podium had created life-threatening levels of methane.