Yeah, the theft was newsworthy, but not as newsworthy to me as the mere existence of something called a circumcision ambulance.
I shake my head when I think of those days that I had to stay after class wiping what might well have been extremely valuable artwork off the chalkboard.
Looks like Darth Vader's fortunes have really hit rock bottom.
Probably because he didn't get the job...
Warning: your new Ford will rat you out.