"DC BILL WOULD PAY PEOPLE STIPENDS NOT TO COMMIT CRIMES".
Why, there are hundreds of crimes I'm prepared not to commit - for the right price.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Councilmember Kenyan McDuffie, a Democrat who wrote the legislation...
ReplyDeleteA democrat? I'm shocked! I never would have guessed that.
So. Extortion money, and they don't even have to go to the trouble of actually extorting anyone. Even our criminals are getting lazy.
ReplyDeleteNot just a Democrat, but a member of a sorely oppressed minority.
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Will they let the programs be completed by internet? My jammies are really comfy.
ReplyDeleteDanegeld doesn't strike me as an awfully good idea.
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