"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, February 6, 2016
Release the Kraken
Well-heeled Democrat donor, having watched Clinton's lead over Sanders evaporate like a rain puddle in August, is pushing Plan B - and the B stands for Biden.
Veeshir might be on to something. The Democrats have a check list. They achieved First Black President. (Settle down. We know he's bi-racial.) They badly want First Woman President. I don't think they'll run Michelle, but one can never know with Democrats.
They'll draft Lizzie Fauxchahontas Warren. First woman, first "Native American". Alas, they've already done First Idiot with Carter, so she won't be able to claim that first.
Biden and Bernie going at each other? That would be like when someone makes the horrible mistake of inviting both crazy uncles and seated them opposite each other at a thanksgiving dinner, wouldn't it. Could be most entertaining though.
Let's hope the DNC tells Biden: "No kissing babies and no groping their mothers!"
I'm still betting Plan B is M'Shell.
ReplyDeleteThey're waiting so she doesn't have to actually do any debates.
With our fine media betters going all in with her, she's a shoe-in.
The Funniest End of Civilization Ever: When even President Joe Biden isn't funny enough.
Oh, I can't wait for Candidate McGropey Slowbrains to get into the race.
ReplyDeleteVeeshir might be on to something. The Democrats have a check list. They achieved First Black President. (Settle down. We know he's bi-racial.) They badly want First Woman President. I don't think they'll run Michelle, but one can never know with Democrats.
ReplyDeleteThey'll draft Lizzie Fauxchahontas Warren. First woman, first "Native American". Alas, they've already done First Idiot with Carter, so she won't be able to claim that first.
ReplyDeleteRelease The Kraken? My good sir, I think you meant Bring Out The Gimp!
ReplyDeleteBiden and Bernie going at each other? That would be like when someone makes the horrible mistake of inviting both crazy uncles and seated them opposite each other at a thanksgiving dinner, wouldn't it. Could be most entertaining though.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope the DNC tells Biden: "No kissing babies and no groping their mothers!"