Sunday, February 7, 2016

Sunday funnies

I don't jog. I usually tell people that I tried it once, but I quit because my cigarette kept going out. Now, however, I have a somewhat more credible excuse.

Do you suffer from "resting bitch face"? Don't worry; you're not alone.

Jerk chicken: lost in translation...

Pi day will be here before you know it (March 14th). Here are some pies to commemorate the day.

If you need to brush up on your knowledge of Japan quickly, this may be for you.

The importance of staying alert while fishing

Update: Possibly the world's oldest joke (H/T: Captain Heinrichs).


RebeccaH said...

You know, I've had chicken I thought was pretty rude and unreasonable.

And now I'm hungry for pie.

rinardman said...

Do you suffer from "resting bitch face"? Don't worry; you're not alone.

Three guesses who immediately popped into my head when I read that.

Mike_W said...

Tornadoes are such a downer; unless you're Japanese :)

Veeshir said...

I've always figured the oldest joke was, "Og not have to outrun cavebear, Og just have to outrun you!"

Of course, since Og wasn't that fast a runner, the joke fell flat.

Bob Belvedere said...

Amoeba: 'Take my cell...please!'.

Bob Belvedere said...

RELATED: The First Nag was in The Garden Of Eden and look what happened.

Bob Belvedere said...

I'll be here in the Primordial Ooze Lounge thru Friday - try the veal.