Josey Wales carries out some ticklish negotiations with Chief Ten Bears. I particularly like this line from Ten Bears: "It is sad that governments are chiefed by the double-tongues". Amen, brother!
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh