Monday, March 28, 2016

Sunday funnies (Monday edition)

Now, there's a presidential candidate: "General Mattis Crosses Potomac With 100,000 Troops; President, Senate Flee City".

Probably DUI.

Do you really need a reason to drink whiskey? Well, in case you do, here are 22 of them.

You have to wonder if the store is still even in business: "A North Carolina man says he was arrested for failing to return a VHS tape that he rented in 2002" (H/T: Mrs. Paco)

Meanwhile, in Russia...(H/T: Captain Heinrichs)

In the comments last week, Gregory left a link to this magnificent, albeit NSFW, image.

Very scary prank.

You know what Canadians need? A wall.

This dog is either snoring or doing an impression of Donald Duck...


mojo said...

Mattis: fun fantasy, but unlikely. Damn good thing, I'd say. Simon Bolivars don't exactly grow on trees. The stupid and cruel dictator is the more numerous by far.

JeffS said...

Mattis would be a decent choice. But he's too smart to run for president.

Paco said...

True, sadly true.

Mike_W said...

The Russians have a great sense of humour.

Paco said...

Mike: I've seen that before, but I thank you for linking it. It never fails to give me a huge laugh.