Now, there's a presidential candidate: "General Mattis Crosses Potomac With 100,000 Troops; President, Senate Flee City".
Do you really need a reason to drink whiskey? Well, in case you do, here are 22 of them.
You have to wonder if the store is still even in business: "A North Carolina man says he was arrested for failing to return a VHS tape that he rented in 2002" (H/T: Mrs. Paco)
Meanwhile, in Russia...(H/T: Captain Heinrichs)
In the comments last week, Gregory left a link to this magnificent, albeit NSFW, image.
Very scary prank.
You know what Canadians need? A wall.
This dog is either snoring or doing an impression of Donald Duck...